The Distracted Fan
by Jason Tomlinson

I always forget to watch the game whenever I go to the football field
I try to be a supportive fan for my team as they attempt to yield
a victory for the night’s contest
but alas! my concentration just isn’t the best
there’s really not much football in my head
so I end up catching up and talking instead
I actually love football games for this very reason
the fall is such a lovely season
outside any night of the week or weekend
is a great investment a great way to spend
time with such interesting women and men
so for that reason I say Go Fight Win!